Cuddles
05-07-2008, 03:46 PM
Little Johnny As Our Next Canadian Prime Minister
Prime Minister Stephen Harper was visiting a primary school and he visited
one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words
and their meanings. The teacher asked the PM if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class
for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Harper, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Harper. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Harper searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Harper was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Harper. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't
be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.'
Prime Minister Stephen Harper was visiting a primary school and he visited
one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words
and their meanings. The teacher asked the PM if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class
for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Harper, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Harper. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Harper searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Harper was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Harper. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't
be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either.'