Cuzabis
09-17-2007, 10:23 PM
WOW, last weekend was something. As you all know I just broke up with my Fiance of 6yrs and that she cheated on me.
I even told yall how she beat the fuck out of me, and now I have permanent damages. But I couldn't fight back because I don't hit girls, no matter what...
I didn't tell yall how she cleaned me out, went home early after work (yeah we work together, I am her boss ;)) She took everything, ICE Cube trays, Plates, glasses, FUCKING SILVERWARE, even my fucking PVR HD Satelite receiver (high def receiver with record, GUESS WHAT THAT FUCKERS WORTH?!?!?)
And she made a fricken horrible mess while moving the shit out. Not only that she refuses to return the key to me untill the end of the month, but I outsmarted her and changed the code on the security syystem and I took her off of it ;)
BUTTTTTT ANYWAYS, so this weekend, wow. I might have told some of you about my, ummm, 'doings' I don't want to go deeply into it, but yeah, IMA POWERFULL MAN!
So I have ummm 'friends' from all across Canada, and together we run a syndicate, I cover a visinity of about 150 miles around my city, that includes all the little fuck towns around, and even acreages...
These guys came from Ontario, Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, BC...
In total there was 34 people and then me ;)
They brought me:
6 Limos filled with people
3 girls just for me (AND I MEAN BANGING HOT, LIKE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TURN A SECOND EYE TO ME NORMALLY)
8 girls for themselves
Each limo was stocked with Booze.
$4000 for me, even though they bought me drinks all nite... But Amie did take like 15K from me, so I guess it's a start LOL
So yeah, there is about 35 of us, travelling bar to bar, me I'm too busy with my head burried in.... (NEVERMIND ;) ).... well what yeah expect when you give a limo to me and 3 women ;) I wasn't even creaped out by the limo driver hehe, was a little different but i was like, MEH hehehhehe
They wanted to go everywhere, including Bo'Diddlys, which I believe I explained before is where the madness happened last time. Even though I said, "I dont wanna go there, I can't stand to see them together" (because Amie, my Ex, is dating this Blow-Head Johnny), SOOOO Johnny's coke dealer (who had recently cut him off, I almost feel sorry for the guy, he gets no good coke since I, ummm flicked the switch), anyways he says (laughing) "WTF is he gonna do? Fuck he will probably suck up to me just soI start to sell to him again"
So whatever we went, sure enough, Amie must have been out with friends or something, because he comes up to us, didn't even notice me, probably just seen like 3 of his blow dealers from town and Edmonton or wherever. Comes over sits like 2 people down to me, and is all like "FUCK MAN, it's been 2 weeks, I can't take it anymore, just let me have a line!" So whatver my buddy says "Fuck man Ill think about it, but he (POINTS TO ME) is pretty pissed off" so he is all like "WELL FUCK MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL DATING BLAH BLAH"
I said "SIT THE FUCK DOWN, we will think about it"
So I see Amie come in and sit with him, I don't know if she noticed me either, afterall Im surrounded in people, who really don't look like they belong here (Talking Gucci suits and shit!)
I seen them go for a smoke, so I said to Johnny's dealer, "Gimmie a Half OZ", he just gave me a funny look and was like "Umm ok"... Now lets get this straight, I'm not too into the ol blow scene, whats a 1/2 oz worth? about $1400??
Anyways he gives it to me, and I tell him to follow, I told everyone else to wait inside and look through the window if they had to...
I stepped outside and said "We were thinking about how yer cut off and stuff" he just starts shaking his head (kinda that 'Don't say it in fron of Amie thing'), remember, Amie still doesn't KNOW that he does blow, according to her, I'm full of shit, and she knows all about this guy she has known for 2 weeks.
SOO Anyways, the purpose of the 1/2... SO I pulled it out and his eyes lit right up, I asked my buddy for a knife and stabbed it (GANGSTER STYLE) but instead of pulling out a line i tore it open and let it go everywhere.... SOOOOOOOOO Amie is now watching her 'non coke sniffing' boyfriend SNORT THE GROUND.... I thought it was funny and well worth the $1400 or whatever (not like I paid for it LOL)... So she starts screaming at him
HAHA, so that was it for me, I'm ready to leave goto another bar and continue my drunken expedition... (PLUS EVERYTIME I GET IN MY LIMO, THESE CRAZY BITCHES RIP MY CLOTHES OFF) I dont want to keep the girls waiting ;)
So im sitting, waiting for my cheque, and BAM!!!!!!!!
Smoked across the head, open handed with a beer bottle
I just remember SLAM, I blacked out and heard SLAM CRASH BANG BAM and the clicking of guns (uhh ohh), when I came to I was laying next to a bloody ass Johnny weezing on the floor, I stood up, vision still blurry, looked around and there was one of my buddies paying our $1700 bar tab, aparently he left a $500 tip LOL, so the waitress didnt even mind the bloody guy on the floor, she just kindly asked that we phone a cab and drag him outside to the step. I didn't see Amie, so I assumed she got mad at him and left and thats why this happened.... Fuck I'm a jerk, you know?
So anyways, now I have a headache and am not in much of a mood for anything. Everyone is all like 'take a rail, that will cure yer headache' but no, I'm not like that, so instead I rolled up a fatty and puffed her to myself (yeah, like thats gonna help LOL) well it took my mind off the pain anyways....
So back in our limos, I almost prefered driving around in the limos, you know what kinda looks you get when people see 6 long stretched Limos driving down the road?? It's great, not to mention those chicks, MAN, best birthday/get over someone present a person could ever get. He he, so we carried on to The Kooler, to see if Saliva was done playing, sure enough they were. They were done playing but havent left yet. So we bust our way in, I see my buddy Travis, the owner of the Kooler, he just eyes up my party (Recognizeing half) and says "wholly fuck, who is gonna die today" I just laughed and said "VIP BITCH" hehehe, so he went upstairs which is usualy open for everyone, except on big nites, or if the band wants to stay and drink after the show. He kicked everyone out of the booth, and took all our orders, like not even 10 minutes later he brings Saliva over (I still don't remember any of their names, but yall know the band Saliva right?) So we sat and drank with Saliva, this time our tab was about $2500, but the fuckers were buying drinks for anything with tits LOL
SOOOOOOO, bar closes at 3:00 we ordered our last drinks (mind you cut off is usualy at 2:00am, so we were not supposed to). We sat and drank with Saliva and the bar owner for a bit, untill Saliva had to head on the road again... So we piled any remaining survivors from the bar (random peoples) grabbed them, through them in the limos, and went to my house and threw a party... The party didn't stop or even die down untill about 12:00pm the next day hahaha, just in time for me to have another party which I had planned for a week. Had a couple local bands coming and shit :)
So yeah another fucking rocking nite, everyone came back, plus the like 150 people I invited, you couldn't even walk through my house it was soo full LOL
But yeah, I ummm, yeah, that was the most I think I ever drank, and probably one of the best times I ever had.... AMIE WHO?
I even told yall how she beat the fuck out of me, and now I have permanent damages. But I couldn't fight back because I don't hit girls, no matter what...
I didn't tell yall how she cleaned me out, went home early after work (yeah we work together, I am her boss ;)) She took everything, ICE Cube trays, Plates, glasses, FUCKING SILVERWARE, even my fucking PVR HD Satelite receiver (high def receiver with record, GUESS WHAT THAT FUCKERS WORTH?!?!?)
And she made a fricken horrible mess while moving the shit out. Not only that she refuses to return the key to me untill the end of the month, but I outsmarted her and changed the code on the security syystem and I took her off of it ;)
BUTTTTTT ANYWAYS, so this weekend, wow. I might have told some of you about my, ummm, 'doings' I don't want to go deeply into it, but yeah, IMA POWERFULL MAN!
So I have ummm 'friends' from all across Canada, and together we run a syndicate, I cover a visinity of about 150 miles around my city, that includes all the little fuck towns around, and even acreages...
These guys came from Ontario, Quebec, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, BC...
In total there was 34 people and then me ;)
They brought me:
6 Limos filled with people
3 girls just for me (AND I MEAN BANGING HOT, LIKE THEY WOULDN'T EVEN TURN A SECOND EYE TO ME NORMALLY)
8 girls for themselves
Each limo was stocked with Booze.
$4000 for me, even though they bought me drinks all nite... But Amie did take like 15K from me, so I guess it's a start LOL
So yeah, there is about 35 of us, travelling bar to bar, me I'm too busy with my head burried in.... (NEVERMIND ;) ).... well what yeah expect when you give a limo to me and 3 women ;) I wasn't even creaped out by the limo driver hehe, was a little different but i was like, MEH hehehhehe
They wanted to go everywhere, including Bo'Diddlys, which I believe I explained before is where the madness happened last time. Even though I said, "I dont wanna go there, I can't stand to see them together" (because Amie, my Ex, is dating this Blow-Head Johnny), SOOOO Johnny's coke dealer (who had recently cut him off, I almost feel sorry for the guy, he gets no good coke since I, ummm flicked the switch), anyways he says (laughing) "WTF is he gonna do? Fuck he will probably suck up to me just soI start to sell to him again"
So whatever we went, sure enough, Amie must have been out with friends or something, because he comes up to us, didn't even notice me, probably just seen like 3 of his blow dealers from town and Edmonton or wherever. Comes over sits like 2 people down to me, and is all like "FUCK MAN, it's been 2 weeks, I can't take it anymore, just let me have a line!" So whatver my buddy says "Fuck man Ill think about it, but he (POINTS TO ME) is pretty pissed off" so he is all like "WELL FUCK MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL DATING BLAH BLAH"
I said "SIT THE FUCK DOWN, we will think about it"
So I see Amie come in and sit with him, I don't know if she noticed me either, afterall Im surrounded in people, who really don't look like they belong here (Talking Gucci suits and shit!)
I seen them go for a smoke, so I said to Johnny's dealer, "Gimmie a Half OZ", he just gave me a funny look and was like "Umm ok"... Now lets get this straight, I'm not too into the ol blow scene, whats a 1/2 oz worth? about $1400??
Anyways he gives it to me, and I tell him to follow, I told everyone else to wait inside and look through the window if they had to...
I stepped outside and said "We were thinking about how yer cut off and stuff" he just starts shaking his head (kinda that 'Don't say it in fron of Amie thing'), remember, Amie still doesn't KNOW that he does blow, according to her, I'm full of shit, and she knows all about this guy she has known for 2 weeks.
SOO Anyways, the purpose of the 1/2... SO I pulled it out and his eyes lit right up, I asked my buddy for a knife and stabbed it (GANGSTER STYLE) but instead of pulling out a line i tore it open and let it go everywhere.... SOOOOOOOOO Amie is now watching her 'non coke sniffing' boyfriend SNORT THE GROUND.... I thought it was funny and well worth the $1400 or whatever (not like I paid for it LOL)... So she starts screaming at him
HAHA, so that was it for me, I'm ready to leave goto another bar and continue my drunken expedition... (PLUS EVERYTIME I GET IN MY LIMO, THESE CRAZY BITCHES RIP MY CLOTHES OFF) I dont want to keep the girls waiting ;)
So im sitting, waiting for my cheque, and BAM!!!!!!!!
Smoked across the head, open handed with a beer bottle
I just remember SLAM, I blacked out and heard SLAM CRASH BANG BAM and the clicking of guns (uhh ohh), when I came to I was laying next to a bloody ass Johnny weezing on the floor, I stood up, vision still blurry, looked around and there was one of my buddies paying our $1700 bar tab, aparently he left a $500 tip LOL, so the waitress didnt even mind the bloody guy on the floor, she just kindly asked that we phone a cab and drag him outside to the step. I didn't see Amie, so I assumed she got mad at him and left and thats why this happened.... Fuck I'm a jerk, you know?
So anyways, now I have a headache and am not in much of a mood for anything. Everyone is all like 'take a rail, that will cure yer headache' but no, I'm not like that, so instead I rolled up a fatty and puffed her to myself (yeah, like thats gonna help LOL) well it took my mind off the pain anyways....
So back in our limos, I almost prefered driving around in the limos, you know what kinda looks you get when people see 6 long stretched Limos driving down the road?? It's great, not to mention those chicks, MAN, best birthday/get over someone present a person could ever get. He he, so we carried on to The Kooler, to see if Saliva was done playing, sure enough they were. They were done playing but havent left yet. So we bust our way in, I see my buddy Travis, the owner of the Kooler, he just eyes up my party (Recognizeing half) and says "wholly fuck, who is gonna die today" I just laughed and said "VIP BITCH" hehehe, so he went upstairs which is usualy open for everyone, except on big nites, or if the band wants to stay and drink after the show. He kicked everyone out of the booth, and took all our orders, like not even 10 minutes later he brings Saliva over (I still don't remember any of their names, but yall know the band Saliva right?) So we sat and drank with Saliva, this time our tab was about $2500, but the fuckers were buying drinks for anything with tits LOL
SOOOOOOO, bar closes at 3:00 we ordered our last drinks (mind you cut off is usualy at 2:00am, so we were not supposed to). We sat and drank with Saliva and the bar owner for a bit, untill Saliva had to head on the road again... So we piled any remaining survivors from the bar (random peoples) grabbed them, through them in the limos, and went to my house and threw a party... The party didn't stop or even die down untill about 12:00pm the next day hahaha, just in time for me to have another party which I had planned for a week. Had a couple local bands coming and shit :)
So yeah another fucking rocking nite, everyone came back, plus the like 150 people I invited, you couldn't even walk through my house it was soo full LOL
But yeah, I ummm, yeah, that was the most I think I ever drank, and probably one of the best times I ever had.... AMIE WHO?