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Cuzabis
09-24-2007, 07:39 PM
HAHA, so it's all finally over, everything is transfered to my name. I paid her off, and dropped the shit she stole from me! I wasn't too happy about dropping what she took, but I didn't want this in the courts and how do I prove that she took what she did?



ANYWAYS, here is my commercial... (in non book form ;))



Mortgage Transfer of Ownership = $1000

ReMortgage Home and Expenses (so everything is in one bill, car, house, whatever) = $3600

Early Buy Out Penalty for Mortgage (because remortgage required paying it off) = $1600

Paying the bitches share of the house = $25,000

Home Mortgage Value (excluding the car and other expenses I rolled into it) = $103,657

Paying off the bitches truck = $32,000 (because it was in my name! She is supposedly going to repay me part of this, but more like $10,000, because she is all like "BUT YOU BOUGHT THAT TRUCK FOR ME" even though we arent together anymore)

Paying off outstanding Credit Cards and Utilities = $7500 (I put everything on credit card and make double-minimum payments to boost credit.... This is how I get approved for $200,000 in 5 minutes ;))

Paying off and Equity Loan she wanted so we could build a new fence and redo the yard = $25,000
Early Buy Out for that = $10,000 (thats fucking insane, Wels Fargo are ripoff's, like come on, my early buyout on my house was less!)

Paying off my car loan (this is included in my remortgage) = $19,000 (including penalties)

Refurnishing my empty home because my couch is umm hurting and was free LOL = $4500

Buying new dishes and cookware = $1000

1/2 Oz of Blow to show Amie her boyfriend is a Co-Co-Nut! (Coke Head) = $1400

An Assault charge against me for something I never did, I would never hit a women, it was an accident I was waiving my hands while talking and nocked a spray can towards her, didnt even hit her hard = $600 fine

Paid her insurance on her truck for 3 months = $400 (this was just before we broke up BITCH)

Misc Legal Fees = $3800

"Shit" she took = $15,000 CASH and $1000 worth of my personal!


BEING RID OF THE BITCH AND HAVING A HOUSE TO MYSELF = PRICELESS

Ohh and I shot $2500 worth of a My Little Pony Collection with a fully automatic weapon HAR HAR HAR


Today cost me around $230,000, and you know what? I couldn't feel better :) It's all over! But fuck, I never added it up before thats insane!




Cuzabis tip of the day: The number one first step to divorce is marriage

Stoner
09-24-2007, 08:01 PM
Dude that is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!! glad its all over im still waiting to get frikin divorced but she doesnt really bother me except for money which i dont have since im not working. Its a bitch really coz Ive 2 young kids that i want to provide for and it kinda gets me down at times :(( but hey nevermind :) gotta keep going. Anyway glad its all over m8.

Cuzabis
09-24-2007, 08:32 PM
hey thanks man, hope things work out for you... When you are feeling down in the dumps I want you to look up a song...

Kanye West - Stronger

that song helped me through some horrible times :)

alykatz
09-24-2007, 09:14 PM
sorry to hear bout your break-up m8, but real glad your feeling better..thats alot of money, but you know what they say "lifes a birch an then you marry one"

vinogradov
09-24-2007, 10:38 PM
Cuzabis, man i freaking worship you! You should of just bought a ticket to ukraine for $1000 and got a divorce there, the women doesnt get shit there lol

Cuzabis
09-24-2007, 10:57 PM
WHA...WHA...WHAAAAT???

fuck hehe

vinogradov
09-24-2007, 11:49 PM
WHA...WHA...WHAAAAT???

fuck hehe

yeah, should of went to ukraine lol

but hey, if you did your commercial wouldnt be as long :))

Blitzer
09-25-2007, 01:52 AM
I woulda thought of somethin else better to use the auto weapon on ;)

P.S. Now u have a party pad.....priceless

ZhenJin
09-25-2007, 04:04 AM
We'll to me I did'nt have to bargain for anything whatsoever (although there were struggles before), he's DEAD anyway. Uhoh...nah, don't u give me that look man... I didn't kill him... he died because he got bad karma...CANCER.

Oh well...I guess there's NO WINNER AT ALL!

'ey boss Cuz, I guess it's better that way! don't count misfortunes... ;)

Cuzabis
09-25-2007, 05:00 PM
I wasn't counting my misfortunes, I just can't believe how out of hand this all got. And come on... rob me? fuck, she's lucky she is breathing...

here is how the phone call went "I'll be a bit short this time around"
-"Why?"
"She robbed me man"
-"want me to deal with it"
"no man, just let it be, I'll dig myself out of this whole"
-"need help?"
"Maybe a little, I can't get any less then usual, because it's all spoken for again"
-"I Understand man, don't worry, you sure you don't want me to deal with her?"
"NO!"

LOL

I saved the bitches life from a whole lot of hurt :(

Cuzabis
11-28-2007, 04:33 PM
huh, i aint gonna read the bible... I already paid off most of these debts, but it was just a lot for one day

Terminator
11-28-2007, 05:36 PM
Dearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cuzabis am really sorry for your break-up but a happy that your feeling well now. Everyone has & will pay of his debts in one way or other, sometimes it takes years and sometimes minutes. read bible, gita, quran to support this.

Cuzabis
12-03-2007, 08:45 PM
I don't read the bible... not really my thing, but i am well over her now, and been out man-whoring, so I'm doing good ;)