Cuzabis
12-27-2007, 10:14 PM
Hehehehe, so I have this new thing, I don't hardly buy drinks for ladies anymore. Well it's got to the point where all these girls either know who I am, or they know of me because of my name. It makes it nice and easy to pick up a girl when I'm like "I'm Cass", and she is like "That Cass?" ... "Yup, that Cass ;)"...
Anyways so on to my new theory. Since the dawn of time man has been groveling over the women, purchasing drinks with the hope that they may get with them. But alast new times are upon us, it's getting more common for women to pay for their own food on a date, buy their own drinks, etc.
Well because of this, and my popularity, I now ask the ladies to buy me drinks, with great success I might add :). They usualy come up and ask me if I want to dance, and I say "Buy me a drink", of course it seems to work. I kinda laugh because a few of my friends tried this, and yeah it worked for a couple of them, but most of them got some dirty "you have to buy ME a drink" looks, and they looked painfull LOL.
I'm still on my whole, "dont need a woman" kick, but still, a guy can shop around, keep his eyes open :)... Took some gal home last nite hehehehe... It was a bad idea, I went out till 4:00am and worked at 6:00am :(, here I am now lol, nursing a nasty hangover. But I got the chicks number and everything, and I might call her... She is from out of town, and I was introduced, but they didnt tell her what i do... I am really self concsious about girls knowing that, because then i think they are loven my money and not me, like come on, wouldn't you?? I make $500 a day without leaving the house, or like christmas where i spent 4 days on the road and traveled 2600km ;), I was still making money back home hahahahha I love it.... Anyways, so my friends knew i didnt like girls knowing that, so they just said I was an oilfield technician, which is a lye because I am actually a shop foreman at an oilfield company, but close lOL....
We hit it off pretty good, but she had a friend and didnt want to leave her, this is where my thunker starts aa thunking, and i look around... Finally I spot Black Josh (hehehehe i know too many Joshes, so he is permanently Black Josh ;), I'm not racist, but you know...)
"Josh, come here man... Wanna introduce you to someone"
he stumbled on over and I introduced him to my girls friend, they hit it off LOL... Allthough i wasnt sure how things were gonna work out, she was 4'6" tall 90lbs soaking wet, and he is like 6'6" 250Lbs and umm BLACK lol... But whatever we took them to my house and shit started happening in the living room (oh and i 'compare' to a black man, hahahahhaa that makes me feel sooooo good LOL)
So yeah, I dunno, try it out guys, worked for me LOL... they not only bought me drinks all nite at the club, they bought some beer at offsales when we left hahahahhaa, as Paris Hilton would say... "THAT's HOOOOOT" hahahha
hehehehehe, I got some good stories from Christmas hahaha, ill post a few... Like Fuck Christmas, santa never came LOL (we waited alllll nite)
Anyways so on to my new theory. Since the dawn of time man has been groveling over the women, purchasing drinks with the hope that they may get with them. But alast new times are upon us, it's getting more common for women to pay for their own food on a date, buy their own drinks, etc.
Well because of this, and my popularity, I now ask the ladies to buy me drinks, with great success I might add :). They usualy come up and ask me if I want to dance, and I say "Buy me a drink", of course it seems to work. I kinda laugh because a few of my friends tried this, and yeah it worked for a couple of them, but most of them got some dirty "you have to buy ME a drink" looks, and they looked painfull LOL.
I'm still on my whole, "dont need a woman" kick, but still, a guy can shop around, keep his eyes open :)... Took some gal home last nite hehehehe... It was a bad idea, I went out till 4:00am and worked at 6:00am :(, here I am now lol, nursing a nasty hangover. But I got the chicks number and everything, and I might call her... She is from out of town, and I was introduced, but they didnt tell her what i do... I am really self concsious about girls knowing that, because then i think they are loven my money and not me, like come on, wouldn't you?? I make $500 a day without leaving the house, or like christmas where i spent 4 days on the road and traveled 2600km ;), I was still making money back home hahahahha I love it.... Anyways, so my friends knew i didnt like girls knowing that, so they just said I was an oilfield technician, which is a lye because I am actually a shop foreman at an oilfield company, but close lOL....
We hit it off pretty good, but she had a friend and didnt want to leave her, this is where my thunker starts aa thunking, and i look around... Finally I spot Black Josh (hehehehe i know too many Joshes, so he is permanently Black Josh ;), I'm not racist, but you know...)
"Josh, come here man... Wanna introduce you to someone"
he stumbled on over and I introduced him to my girls friend, they hit it off LOL... Allthough i wasnt sure how things were gonna work out, she was 4'6" tall 90lbs soaking wet, and he is like 6'6" 250Lbs and umm BLACK lol... But whatever we took them to my house and shit started happening in the living room (oh and i 'compare' to a black man, hahahahhaa that makes me feel sooooo good LOL)
So yeah, I dunno, try it out guys, worked for me LOL... they not only bought me drinks all nite at the club, they bought some beer at offsales when we left hahahahhaa, as Paris Hilton would say... "THAT's HOOOOOT" hahahha
hehehehehe, I got some good stories from Christmas hahaha, ill post a few... Like Fuck Christmas, santa never came LOL (we waited alllll nite)