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Stoner
01-01-2008, 02:59 AM
Well for those of you who have seen Road Trip when they explain this that there are like "loopholes" to say when it aint cheatin so i will start....

If you have sex with two girls it aint cheatin coz they cancel each other out!!

bloodhacker2
01-01-2008, 07:05 AM
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mehok
01-01-2008, 01:36 PM
it aint cheating if one ofthe 2 is your mrs

Stoner
01-01-2008, 09:23 PM
It's not classed as cheating if you are in different area codes

lipripr
01-02-2008, 02:23 AM
Eatin ain't cheatin!

Chas
01-02-2008, 06:20 AM
It's not cheating if you're not married.

There's no point in driving yourself crazy over trust issues.

The End.

Stoner
01-07-2008, 05:20 AM
Its not cheating if you cant remember since if you cant remember then it never really happened!!!!

darren1981
01-07-2008, 05:28 AM
cheating is like stealing ... so if you pay for it, its ok :P

area code gag goes here...

its not cheating if your mrs asks for another woman in bed :P ( me wakes up and changes hand :( )

its not cheating if the alcomahol made you do it

hmm out i got nothing :(

bloodhacker2
01-08-2008, 12:46 AM
hummmmm i think i will show this to my gf lol

middlefinger
02-06-2008, 10:25 AM
only cheating if you get caught

Gaijin
08-31-2008, 03:46 PM
It's not cheating if your wife is never in the mood.

cf
09-02-2008, 03:34 PM
it aint cheating if your pissed and cant remember

xTmUneYx
09-02-2008, 06:04 PM
It's not cheatin if you do it in the stink and not the pink.

It's not cheatin if she don't swallow.

It's not cheatin if her skirt is still on.

It's not cheating if you were thinking of her at the time.

It's not cheating if they have the same name.

There's a site dedicated to that stuff, but I already flipped through it. Saw some corny ones and some flatout wrong ones lol, like It's not cheating if you're related. Only one I found was good enough to post up top was 'if you were thinking of her at the time.' :p

http://www.itsnotcheatingif.com/